Client: [9:52am] Are you well enough to talk?
Me: [9:57am] They are prepping me for my surgery at 10am
Client: [10:002am] Okay. Just wanted to know if you can clean up a few of these pictures or if we have to go back to the photographer? This is kind of urgent, so let me know ASAP.
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
(Source: cupcakes-and-lithium, via scriptedflight)
“ We need someone who sounds Hispanic, but doesn’t have an accent. ”
Client’s description of their ideal voice actor (via clientsfromhell)
Clients From Hell: Client: We need this done right now. Me: So does that mean you’re...
Client: We need this done right now.
Me: So does that mean you’re sending the assets and copy changes I need to make the changes right now?
Client: No!
Me: So should I wait until you do?
Client: No, I need this pamphlet finished right now.
Me: So there aren’t copy changes and new images…
Amy Poehler on Tumblr.
We’ve been found out. Run!
Jimmy loves the tumbies. Can the Tumbies be a real thing?
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“For the last 500 years, the locals of Nongriat in Meghalaya, India have grown several hundred bridges across the region’s numerous water channels, using just the roots of local ribber trees. Some of the bridges extend over 100 feet in length and are strong enough to support more than 50 people at a time.”
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