We need someone who sounds Hispanic, but doesn’t have an accent.– Client’s description of their ideal voice actor (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell: Client: [9:52am] Are you well enough to talk? Me: [9:57am] They are prepping me for my surgery at 10am Client: [10:002am] Okay. Just wanted to know if you can clean up a few of these pictures or if we have to go back to the photographer? This is kind of urgent, so let me know ASAP.
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clientsfromhell: Client: We need this done right now. Me: So does that mean you’re sending the assets and copy changes I need to make the changes right now? Client: No! Me: So should I wait until you do? Client: No, I need this pamphlet finished right now. Me: So there aren’t copy changes and new images…
clientsfromhell: I accidentally sent my client two identical attachments. From: Client We’re going with the top ad, please lighten the photo (same as the one below) and email only the top ad to ASAP. I’m leaving to an offsite, I will follow-up this afternoon, thanks! To: Client From: Client’s Partner Definitely the top one, slogan really stands out. Only concern is photo in bottom one is...