Tumblr (3.0; @hartmang82)http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49xla6b2j1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/23349697478/magneato">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2802/">cy&h</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23482236027http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23482236027Mon, 21 May 2012 09:32:32 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a9d6Adu01qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/23363053916/zisforzebra">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://imgfave.com/view/2302662">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481682091http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481682091Mon, 21 May 2012 09:17:48 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrarbm38571qa601io1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrarbm38571qa601io2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481546426http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481546426Mon, 21 May 2012 09:13:54 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48nl6jidD1qafjwno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481215443http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481215443Mon, 21 May 2012 09:04:14 -0600“We need someone who sounds Hispanic, but doesn’t have an accent.”<br/><br/> - <em>Client’s description of their ideal voice actor (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/">clientsfromhell</a>)</em>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481197682http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/23481197682Mon, 21 May 2012 09:03:42 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/22667853127/client-9-52am-are-you-well-enough-to-talk-me">clientsfromhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Client:</strong> [9:52am] Are you well enough to talk?</p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>[9:57am] They are prepping me for my surgery at 10am</p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> [10:002am] Okay. Just wanted to know if you can clean up a few of these pictures or if we have to go back to the photographer? This is kind of urgent, so let me know ASAP. </p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22693629153http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22693629153Tue, 08 May 2012 20:23:42 -0600<a href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/22261226131/client-we-need-this-done-right-now-me-so-does">Clients From Hell: Client: We need this done right now. Me: So does that mean you’re...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/22261226131/client-we-need-this-done-right-now-me-so-does">clientsfromhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Client:</strong> We need this done right now.</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> So does that mean you’re sending the assets and copy changes I need to make the changes right now?</p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> No!</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> So should I wait until you do?</p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> No, I need this pamphlet finished right now.</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> So there aren’t copy changes and new images…</p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22518722364http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22518722364Sun, 06 May 2012 09:24:01 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fp4rD2uC1rqrnlao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fp4rD2uC1rqrnlao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fp4rD2uC1rqrnlao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fp4rD2uC1rqrnlao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fp4rD2uC1rqrnlao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fp4rD2uC1rqrnlao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/post/22321059162/mydamnchannel-laughterkey-amy-poehler-on">latenightjimmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydamnchannel.tumblr.com/post/22320616320/laughterkey-amy-poehler-on-tumblr-weve-been">mydamnchannel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughterkey.tumblr.com/post/22318681334/amy-poehler-on-tumblr">laughterkey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Amy Poehler on Tumblr.</p> </blockquote> <p>We’ve been found out.  Run!</p> </blockquote> <p>Jimmy loves the tumbies. Can the Tumbies be a real thing?</p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22518103899http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22518103899Sun, 06 May 2012 09:12:36 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf9ogju2m1qbltjyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf9ogju2m1qbltjyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theremina.tumblr.com/post/22248230180/for-the-last-500-years-the-locals-of-nongriat-in">theremina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“For the last 500 years, the locals of <a href="http://www.architizer.com/en_us/blog/dyn/29362/living-infrastructure/" target="_self">Nongriat in Meghalaya, India</a> have grown several hundred bridges across the region’s numerous water channels, using just the roots of local ribber trees. Some of the bridges extend over 100 feet in length and are strong enough to support more than 50 people at a time.”</p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22517975348http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22517975348Sun, 06 May 2012 09:10:10 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ztyz3ZEG1rno4gio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22517878712http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22517878712Sun, 06 May 2012 09:08:18 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/22397591382/i-accidentally-sent-my-client-two-identical">clientsfromhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>I accidentally sent my client two identical attachments.</em></p> <p><strong>From: Client</strong></p> <p>We’re going with the top ad, please lighten the photo (same as the one below) and email only the top ad to ASAP. <br/>I’m leaving to an offsite, I will follow-up this afternoon, thanks!<br/> <br/><strong>To: Client</strong><br/><strong>From: Client’s Partner</strong><br/><br/>Definitely the top one, slogan really stands out. Only concern is photo in bottom one is lighter and would be better in paper.</p> </blockquote>http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22477833083http://hartmang82.tumblr.com/post/22477833083Sat, 05 May 2012 17:15:01 -0600